love makes seman taste better
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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