i think i have herpe
just one?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize