CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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