He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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