i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can I color on your dick again?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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