Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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