Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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