told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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