i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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