you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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