We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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