I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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