my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I wish you could order shots online.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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