youre lurking in front of me
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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