What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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