She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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