ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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