I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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