She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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