Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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