So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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