her vagine was all disorganized.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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