I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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