one two three fourrrrnication!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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