sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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