New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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