hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
foreskin is a definite game changer
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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