I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How external is "for external use only"?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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