4 words: hood of his car
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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