Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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