best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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