Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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