OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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