i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have tasted many bathrooms
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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