i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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