I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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