Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
