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• (678): View more from Georgia

  did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband

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  did it work?

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  nope

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.

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• (716): View more from New York

  definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.

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• (516): View more from New York

  sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.

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