For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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