Already got asked if we're dating
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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