so that wasnt chicken after all
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The best revenge is premature balding
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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