Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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