I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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