Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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