so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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