problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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