I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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