isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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