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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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