Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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