it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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