shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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